you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
Randomize
