I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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