SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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