Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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