so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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