i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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