You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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