ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
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