We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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