I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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