dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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