absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Randomize
