i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
