The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I want to be your penis for a week.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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