Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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