I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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