I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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