ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
