just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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