STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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