Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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