dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
