His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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