it hurts more in the daytime
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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