how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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