I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
His nipple licking is glorious
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