Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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