that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
