Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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