I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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