So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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