she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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