Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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