I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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