I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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