normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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