i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Houston, we have a squirter
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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