? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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