Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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