is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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