I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
