Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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