is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I have feelings that need drinking.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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