it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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