You're so nebulous sometimes
i jhust puked up my retainher.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He? As in you personified your dick?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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