And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Everclear isn't food dammit
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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