his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
i think im in europe. pls send help
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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