That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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