I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
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go home
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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