OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
